R  A  L  P H
  The Review of Arts, Literature, Philosophy and the Humanities

Volume XX, Number 3

Early Mid-Summer, 2000

The Last Days of World War II in Europe,
The Northwest Passage, and
When Mountains Walked

Squandering Aimlessly
My Adventures in the American Marketplace
"It's a kick in the face for a laid-off warehouseman in New York City,
a welfare mother in Detroit, an unemployed Mexican day laborer
in Brancaccio's home town of Los Angeles --- all of whose tax dollars
go to support this fluff."

Around Town:
The "New Yorker" and the World it Made

"Hendrik Hertzberg once said,
Shawn was an absolute monarch, a dictator.
There were no office politics, except in the sense that
there were office politics in the Ottoman Empire."

'Tis: A Memoir
"Some writers are masters of the page,
some of the chapter, and some --- like Faulkner and Joyce ---
of the single sentence. McCourt is the master of
the breathless paragraph."

The Swedish Associated Press Biblical School of Writing,
The Pakistani Dope School of Writing,
Droll English Wit, and
A Well-Known Catastrophe

Our Lady of Juquila
"One lusty, overeager couple, it is said, stopped by the roadside
to engage in some hanky-panky and presto, were changed to stone.
To this day, it is said, they are stuck there,
somewhere off in the mountains,

Dave Eggers and McSweeney's
"He has important things to say, as Shakespeare had important things to say.
And like Shakespeare, sometimes his words just sing off the page.
Sometimes, like Shakespeare, Eggers is so right
it takes one's breath away."

My Father's Castles
"He trespassed everywhere
(in Scotland there is no law of trespass, he said,
and scaled a fence blaring with prohibitions)
hunting the forgotten, the untraced,
the deserted brides among houses."

Matisse and the Hub of the Wheel
"The odalisques he has studded with malachite and jasper,
their flesh veiled with a thousand eyes, perfumed eyes
dipped in the sperm of whales. Wherever a breeze stirs
there are breasts as cool as jelly, white pigeons come to flutter
and rut in the ice-blue veins of the Himalayas."

A Love Poem for Father's Day
"You stand at the blackboard, daddy,/ In the picture I have of you,
A cleft in your chin instead of your foot/ But no less a devil for that, no not
Any less the black man who/Bit my pretty red heart in two."

Dr. Laura,
Great RALPH, and
Guru Yoga


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