| The Review of Arts, Literature, Philosophy and the Humanities www.ralphmag.org 
  Number 256 Early Winter   2014 | 
 
Photography Books
It seems to us that books  of photographs 
are a natural for all the spaciousness online.  
There is the space (and the time) 
to write about them --- and 
offer  best examples of their worth.
Sex
We aren't much for bare breasts,
 naked navels, groinish gambols   ---   at least  online. 
 But on occasion, the question of lust does come up, 
and we try  to deal with it in an adult 
if not adulterous fashion.
Here are ten from over the years 
that caught our eye, and may give you a   gasp.  
Of mirth.  
 Art Books
What were the Art books 
that came to us over the first few years.  
And how did we handle them?  
Did our magazine show as much flesh  
as most of them did? 
 Terrific Books
After twenty years, 
could we possibly come up with 
the names of a dozen or so very best books 
from back at the beginning?  We can,  
and we do it here.
 Animals
It is said that a book with the picture 
of a cuddly pet on its cover will outsell
 all others two to one.
What's with all these  grinning monkeys,
 dandified pups,  querulous cats, 
mossy man-eating crocodiles, 
all-embracing (and not-so-kissable) boas?
 Religion
When we started out,
  god was white and white-bearded  on his throne, and 
 all was right with the world.  Then we learned that 
there were quite a few other gods crowded 
together there at the divine table, 
waiting to serve and be served. 
These are the best we found.
 Poetry
The world is lousy with unpublished poets 
who, like many of their peers, 
 are willing to shell out $5,000 - $10,000 
to have thin volumes to stack under their beds.
  How do our poetry-challenged editors survive the deluge 
of would-be Eliots, over-stoned  Beats, neo-Gothic  Ginsbergs, 
quasi-Romantic-Modernists? Who knows?  
Here are  ten of our favorites from over the years.
 Psychology
Since we are all half-mad already, 
how did we react to the thousand 
neo-Freudian  psychotic new interventionist 
family therapists beating down 
our editorial door
driving us bonkers?
The Books of 1994 - 1995
What we did then, 
what we find so hard to do now, 
is to make quick, short, pithy, and user-friendly reviews.  
In the Age of Internet,  brevity seems to get lost somewhere.
Here, you'll rediscover it.
More Books of 1994 - 1995
What were the books that were 
sent for review in the early editions of this magazine?  
Were they good, bad, wonderful, dreadful? 
Were we   good, bad, wonderful, or dreadful? 
Here are a few reviewers and reviews 
from the first year of RALPH.
 Interviews
The newest art of filling up 300 - 400 pages with words 
was discovered by radio interviewer Studs Terkel.  
Could we ever match him in sheer logorrheic frenzy?  
We tried, and here are ten of our favorites.
 More Interviews
Having done that, 
could we possibly come up with 
another eight or ten page-fillers? 
We could and did --- and here they are.
NEW TITLES Singing Bronze Briefs
Internal Medicine
"Although he is over his head 
in trying to manage her care, 
he struggles to live up to the unwritten code of 
his fellow residents  --- not to show any sign of 
weakness or vulnerability." 
"The strike note is the bell's big bang, 
a vivid sound that starts 
at the moment the bell is struck and 
disappears immediately to make room for 
the resonance of the partial notes, 
which fan out like ripples in water.  
Strangely enough, the strike note cannot be found 
in the vibration pattern of the bronze.  
It is formed in the listener's brain, 
and thus is a purely psychological phenomenon." 
The Guilt of the Everyday Ho-Hum Reviewer   
A Doctor's Arrogance
The Minotaur's Head
Women's Sexuality
The War of Attrition
An Epidemic of Rumors
Gun Metal Heart
The Rise of Superman 
 LETTERS
Chernobyl 
Grafton Tyler Brown
MORE LETTERS 
 READINGS 
 
POETRY
Metaphysical Odyssey into
The Mexican Revolution
Francisco I. Madero and his 
Secret Book,  Spiritist Manual 
Vowels to the Ukraine
"Before an emergency 
joint session of Congress yesterday, 
the president  announced US plans to deploy 
over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of
 
the Ukraine." 
To Know the Revolution
"For all his 
brilliance
 he could not see that even though 
having fun is not the same as
making a revolution, 
many revolutions really did begin 
playfully and with 
laughter."
Advice
"advice as to penetrate human 
in the instructions for the controllers of state 
avoid scientific phrases 
for example directoritis acuta  
defined disease by boy - zelensky."  
OUR NEWEST BOOK 
The Vivisection Mambo
will be published next year.  
It consists of 121 poems  
from the newly discovered
Neo-Realist School, 
many reviewed here
 for the first time.
OUR PREVIOUS  BOOK 
(Still Hot Off the Press)
The Noisiest Book Review in the Known
World
was published last year.  
It  contains 200 or so of what we believe
to
be the best articles, readings, reviews and poems  
from this magazine  --- from our very first
years to now.  
If you subscribe to RALPH, you get a free copy of this anthology  ---  
which recently received  the Kirkus star.
THE OFFICIAL RALPH
Paradox-of-the-Month
GENERAL INDEX
All the back-issues of RALPH, 
 including titles of books under review, 
along with author,  subject,  and publisher, 
plus  links to  readings, articles,  and poems 
 that have appeared on-line
since 1994.
A PITHY SAMPLE
of our most notorious  reviews
as collected in the hard-copy
"FOLIO" 
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