This is our CPA,
Lovely Victoria.

Ms. Victoria Nudlebaum,
Our Beloved CPA

People tell us that she doesn't know whether she is coming or going,
but we have found that Ms. Nudelbaum communicates with the magazine editors perfectly.

She never seems to worry, even though the finances of RALPH
would tie other people in knots.

Her motto is:
"A contortionist's life sure is sweet.
She never has any trouble making both ends meet."

She says that if you will hurry and send your subscription to RALPH,
it will help all of our ends to meet.

Subscriptions are $25.00 a year.

Checks should be sent to
Box 16719
San Diego, California 92176
ATTN: Ms. V. Nudlebaum, CPA