Marriage is so tough. Nelson Mandela got a divorce! Nelson Mandela spent twenty-seven years in a South Africa prison - - - getting beaten and tortured every day for twenty-seven years, and did it with no fucking problem. Made to do hard labor in hundred-degreee South African heat for twenty-seven years, and did it with no problem. He got out of jail after twenty-seven years of torture, spent six months with his wife and said, "I can't take this shit no more!"
- - - Chris Rock as reported in
The Sun, Issue #489