Dear ruPc3kkfUv:Thanks for your interesting letter. Unfortunately, although we are, naturally, looking for hot company for (and, presumably) "playful babes," unfortunately, we're so hot that we've been called away to Afghanistan for the duration.
The pix? You may send those if you must, but you have to understand that our photo folder is filled with less seemly folks, the likes of Shakespeare, Joyce, Keats, Byron, Milton. Your hot pix may get lost in the shuffle.
As for that private chat, you are free to make a call to our home base in the new Green Zone, but please be advised that we may find ourselves preoccupied by other activities. Bombs, shellings, drones...the like. These may distract from our foreplay.
>Thanks for thinking of us anyway.
