The Poets Laureate Anthology
Elizabeth Hun Schmidt, Editor
This "Poet Laureate" business is a bit of a humbug. That the U. S. government would subsidize someone as flaky as a poet, subsidize the writing (and publishing) of poetry. In fact, it's downright silly to suppose such. For poets should be eternally, as they say in the Bible, "kicking against the pricks."

That someone as disreputable as a Real Poet (vide Charles Bukowski, Alan Ginsburg, Pete Winslow) should have an office in the august Jefferson Building in Washington, D. C., along with $35,000 a year is not unlike, as Mark Morford has it, putting feta cheese in the freezer: it gets crumbly, stinky, goes bad.

This anthology is, then, more or less a rectal thermometer. It tells you about the fevers and pains lurking in the systems of the run-of-the-mill poetasters of America ... the condition of the state of national aesthetics by those who run the show. One of the better poets, William Carlos Williams, was duly appointed to serve as Poet Laureate in 1952, and was subsequently pilloried for his rather mild political views. He was dying of heart disease; the godzillas in United States Senate stabbed him so cruelly that he was not able to serve, up and died. As Williams wrote, appropriately, "For verse to be alive, it must have infused in it ... some tincture of disestablishment, something in the nature of an impalpable revolution, an ethereal reversal."

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One of the pleasures in this volume is running into the usual poetic wusses (Maxine Kumin, Penn Warren, Reed Whittemore), but, also, discovering some brand new ones: Robert Fitzgerald, Gwendolyn Brooks, William Jay Smith and --- saints preserve us! --- Mona Van Duyn. In her 1992 poem, while she was serving as our national poetic treasure, she wrote and published a poem comparing William Clinton, "President Elect," to Michelangelo's David, "Raised on a marble platform, he pure white,
naked, marble beauty glows in bright light..."

    He towers and shines before us, perfect in body
    fair of face --- perfect in spirit too...
    Time cannot smudge his form nor erase his story.

But there are a few jewels to be plucked from the forehead of the toad in the Anthology. We can revisit the better poets who struck it lucky by getting elected: Rita Dove, Elizabeth Bishop, Howard Nemerov, Conrad Aiken, and James Dickie. The last not only writes verse on making love in a '34 Ford, people dying in the war ("Of a brain killed early that morning,") adultery ("you who have sealed your womb / With a ring of convulsive rubber,") --- but in "The Sheep Child," contemplates the saving graces of rural bestiality:

    Farm boys wild to couple
    With anything      with soft-wooded trees
    With mounds of earth    mounds
    Of pinestraw     will keep themselves off
    animals by legends of their own:...
    in a museum in Atlanta
    Way back in a corner somewhere
    There's this thing that's only half
    Sheep    like a wooly baby
    Pickled in alcohol

In brief introductions, this volume reviews the lives of forty-three laureates, and offers a dozen or so examples of their best (or in Van Duyn's case, possibly, their worst). It also give us a chance to discover some poets we may have forgotten, like the cheerfully sardonic Karl Shapiro and his "Fly,"

    O hideous little bat, the size of snot,
    With polyhedral eye and shabby clothes,
    To populate the stinking car you walk
    The promontory of the dead man's nose,
    Climb with the fine leg of a Duncan-Phyfe
         The smoking mountains of my food
            And in a comic mood
         In mid-air take to bed a wife.

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It is almost cliché to rattle off the names of those who should have made it but who didn't in the bureaucratic poetic politic sweepstakes. Gertrude Stein, James Purdy, Pete Winslow, David Wagoner, P. J. Mierly, Elinor Wylie, Richard Brautigan, Charles Bukowski. Can you imagine Bukowski reeling through the Jefferson Building, throwing up in the pageboys' dressing room next door to his office? Above all, the Laureate elector --- the chief Librarian of Congress --- ignored T. S. Eliot, Sylvia Plath, Alan Ginsburg, and May Swenson.

But at the same time, we should be grateful that the likes of Conrad Aiken, Charles Simic, Robert Haas, and Howard Nemerov made it here, with the latter commenting cunningly in his time in office,

    Oh, you want praise and recognition and above all money. But if that was your true motive, you would have done something else. All this fame and honor is a very nice thing, as long as you don't believe it.
--- Jeremy Colon
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