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Dog Product BusinessTo: undisclosed-recipients
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§ § §To: firstname.lastname@example.org
hi, this is Jeff Wu from China, please let me know if you deal with dog product business.--- 3U Pet Supply
email@example.comHi, Jeff Wu:
As far as we know, the only dog product business we are accused of dealing with is the cruder variety, which, in years past, before the invention of the dog-and-baggie style neighborhood pet exercise, was left on every neighboring lawn willy-nilly by thoughtless animals (and their owners).
We don't knowlingly deal with this product directly, per se, but some of our more irate readers have suggested that reviews fall into this general category of stink and nuisance; even claim that we, like Rover, leave it around without regard to other people's sensitivity. They even offer to send us some directly by FedEx for our office collection pot.
Thanks for your offer, and sorry that we can't be more helpful.--- Arf,